Drumming Devotee Gifts

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

I love my Timpani

Tribal man drumming a message read by an Englishman"...and finally, Middlesex are 120 for 3..."

'What, I can't practice, too?'

Drumming Wife's Head.

'If you don't stop playing that thing I'll go crazy.'

How hit songs get their names

Twelve drummers drumming

Turn, turn and turn.

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Would you mind doing that in the other room?"

Drummer

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Waving from Behind the Curtain

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Team Flute

“Hands, Rachel. Clap your hands. Why on earth would I say, ‘If you’re happy and you know it, slap Sam’?”

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Fred Astaire

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Music for car stereos

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'