Drum Solo Devotee Gifts

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Turn, turn and turn.

I love my Timpani

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Team Flute

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Music for car stereos

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Disco Owls

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

You Know You're Old When...

Bad Career Move

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'

And the die is cast!

Dancing in a circle

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

Johann Strauss II