Drum Solo Devotee Mugs

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Turn, turn and turn.

I love my Timpani

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

Champagne Bubble

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Swan Lake's Odette and Siegfried

Waving from Behind the Curtain

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

Team Flute

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."

Waiting for the snow to arrive in Aviemore.

Fred Astaire

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

Disco Owls

Music for car stereos

'Either play faster or get out the band.'

'She was a great ballerina in her day.'

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.

'Just remember lads, when the drummer misses a beat we all miss a beat.'

How hit songs get their names

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

And the die is cast!

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

Dancing in a circle

You Know You're Old When...

Bad Career Move

'Father, meet Sister Kate, she shimmies like a jelly upon a jelly plate.'