Ugly Duckling Enthusiast Gifts

'Then, one day a kid yelled, 'Man, look at that ugly duck with the long neck and the black mole over it's beak.'. To think I spent years parading around thinking I was a swan.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Duck Hunt

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How about going easy on the carbs

'I admire your floatibility.'

"Sir, your ducks, they are not in a row."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"Got any bathtub gin?"

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'They're still following me?! Oh geez, what if they're in some sort of gang or something?'

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Mother Duck.

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'I don't trust humans: Some times, they throw us bread, some other times, they shoot at us!'

Mistaken baby ducks.

What the woman who spent years frantically trying to get her ducks in a row eventually learned.

Business Duck

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"You overwatered the plant, again."

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Save your money - he's a quack.'

Some of us are calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath, and some of us are just the opposite.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

Could I have my Bill ?

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'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Stop him, he's got the receipe.' Duck running away

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

'Morning Larry, taking the kids to school? Have you still got the duck farm?'