Mischievous Moggie Enthusiast Pillows

'Mmmm...more laps to sit on...!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Cat with Crown.

The Pooperrazzi

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Great mouser!

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

Cat on the violin

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

Trick Number 9: plant valuables in his room...in case you need a reason for a quick getaway.

'Just what I always wanted.'

"If you eat the homework, but then spit it out, are you still a bad dog?"

'I smell a rat.'

'They say that six is the new four.'