Majestic Moggy Lover Pillows

Cat with Crown.

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Dragon and Dragoff

Next Time-Portal 5 Miles...

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'The knights are drawing closer'

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

'What's this I hear about you running against me?'

'Where in the rules does it say I can't keep a mascot in the goals?'

"Ground score!"

John Wycliffe

'Shall I be moth?'

Cat on the violin

'Well, are you going to rub his nose in it, or am I?'

"I take it you're the bear foot field goal kicker."

"Have a safe trip!"

Supermoth

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

"I saw your ad on the dating site, ma'am! You're looking for an old-fashioned man, aren't you?"

"No. You can't move back in."

'Be wary, my Liege, Arthur wants a round table.'

Montana, the Gorgeous Mosaic

I'm really proud of him, he's just got his first 'dogbo'...

World Cup Mascots.

A ghost in bed with the Grim Reaper

Great. Another bandage.

"We were out of embalming fluid so we stuffed your wife with wild rice."

"Oh, don't mind him. He comes here to get warmed over."

"I called shotgun."

'He's at a family reunion down in the dungeon.'

'Sire, the peasants say you're just using them.'

CONGRESS, 'Take if from me, kid -- executive privilege is nothing compared to legislative privilege!'