Mischievous Moggie Enthusiast Gifts

'Mmmm...more laps to sit on...!'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"What? Don't yuck my yum!"

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Want a mudpie? It's organic!'

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Cat with Crown.

'How do people without a middle name know when the're in trouble?'

The Pooperrazzi

Great mouser!

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

"At least she got it to squeak when she tripped over it."

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Restroom Practical Joke.

"Doreen, the cat's after the parrot again!"

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"Mom is pretty certain I'm on my third guardian angel by now."

Cat on the violin

"My decorating style is more like 'Flung Shui'."

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'As near as I can figure something bad happened and they're both in on it.'

'We had quite a fire drill at school today -- there was looting.'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

"If you eat the homework, but then spit it out, are you still a bad dog?"

'I smell a rat.'

'He's at a very destructive age.'

'They say that six is the new four.'