Magpie Admirer Gifts

Magpie

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'A Vertical Take-off Cow'.

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Mammoth Posing

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."