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Happy Valentine's Day!

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Spill the beans, wise guy! Don't make me bring in McTavish!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Free Bird!"

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

King of Music.

Highland Piper.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Timbre Wolf

Orchestra

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Jazz Bagpipes

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."