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Happy Valentine's Day!

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"Spill the beans, wise guy! Don't make me bring in McTavish!"

"Ours is not a creative clan."

Trumpeter swan meets trombone swan.

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Free Bird!"

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

King of Music.

Highland Piper.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Timbre Wolf

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Orchestra

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Desert Island Bagpipes

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Jazz Bagpipes

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."