Bagpipe Aficionado Gifts

'Dear, it's time to pay the piper again.'

"These older homes are tricky. You never know what kind of pipes you'll find."

"I haven't a friend in the world."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

"We'll drop the disturbing the peace charge if he pleads no contest to indecent exposure."

"You're just in time. I permit him three skirls a day, and here they come."

And the rest is history.

I'm home, and I hope you haven't been driving the neighbors crazy with your barking all day.

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

The girl with the Edinburgh tattoo.

Animal Experimentation Laws weren't Formulated At the Time of the First Bagpipe Prototype

Highland Piper.

"Ahh. A request!"

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Free Bird!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

King of Music.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

Making it look easy.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Desert Island Bagpipes

Alpine Pipe

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'