Bagpipe Fanatic Gifts

Scotsman with bagpipes listens to 'Och Aye Pod'.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

J. R. R. Tolkien

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Free Bird!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

King of Music.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Making it look easy.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Alpine Pipe

'Which dog is named 'BOGART'?'

Jazz Bagpipes

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

Pipe dreams!

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

The two friends

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."