Bagpipe Fanatic Gifts

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

"Free Bird!"

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Highland Piper.

King of Music.

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

Making it look easy.

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Alpine Pipe

Desert Island Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Jazz Bagpipes

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

Pipe dreams!

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

The two friends

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

A Passage in the Life of Mr. Watkins Tottle