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"I'm sure if we stand around here long enough, something funny will happen."

"Ours is not a creative clan."

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Free Bird!"

Two Men Discuss Ministers.

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

Highland Piper.

King of Music.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

"I think that's one of those annoying flying drones we've been hearing about!"

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

"Look what I bought to encourage visitors to go home early."

A Scottish Terrier playing bagpipes wins the dog show.

Jazz Bagpipes

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Happy Valentine's Day!

'Why is so much easy listening so difficult to listen to?'

"It ain't pretty. You got a bad flap-valve leak, and your tenor drones are all gunked up. It'll be a week at least, IF I can get the parts. I do got a loaner, but she ain't much."

"I believe you to be over our new drink-drive limits, and require you to blow into this..!"

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."

101 uses of a dead cat: bagpipe

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

"How's it going with the automatic bagpipe?"