Bagpipe Enthusiast Gifts

Bagpipe Training School - "Next time don't suck so hard."

"His last request was that we close the casket before you begin."

"This is one of those things you should share before marriage."

"You mihgt have fallen our with Uncle Hamish, but he likes me. He's given me his bag pipes."

'MUST YOU, Bert?!'

'Peace is at hand! - I just signed the Bagpipe Limitation Treaty!'

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

'Will you stop banging on the wall? I can hardly hear myself playing the pipes!'

'Tech support is getting worse and worse. Now they've got bagpipe hold music!'

'Aye, the last time this elevator broke down, we were stuck here until the wee hours.'

"I got a call about some overstaying guests."

Piper and football

Fast Relief.

Piper

From the No.1 best seller, 'Women Are From Venus, Men Are From Scotland.'

'Hey! -- Get your hands off her!'

'The burglars didn't take anything except your bagpipes.'

'A Scottish Piper For Company.'

'The bloke with violin is on holiday.'

'Well, by God, that was enhanced interrogation!'

Pipe Straws.

'And will you be voting 'Yes' or 'No' for Scotland's independence?'

Scotland separates from England

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"I'm writing this up as justifiable homicide."

"Cool looks dude! Where are you from?"

Bagpipes

"What I like about Jock is that he can play the bagpipes, but doesn't!"

"I can't believe that house is for sale again!"

"How's it going with the automatic bagpipe?"

Parts of a Bagpipe

"At least you're chilling out a little bit."

The Pied Bagpiper.

"The date was fine. I'm just not the hugging type."

"Well, at least it's Mozart composition."