Mischievous Moggy Lover Gifts

The Devil's Advocat

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"Which one's yours?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

Good, but not Great Danes.

A child and his dog

A thief steals a heart

Cat with Crown.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Cat scratches dog's car.

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Faust

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

'We were mud wrestling.'

Cat on the violin

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'Why good dogs go bad.'

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

Naughty Child

'Leprechaun Anger Management Support Group.'

"If you want soil moved around, I say why wait for erosion."