Mischievous Moggie Lover Gifts

"After she ran that clip of me getting a bath,... I posted this one of her stepping out of the shower."

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"Which one's yours?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

A child and his dog

Good, but not Great Danes.

A thief steals a heart

Cat with Crown.

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Cat scratches dog's car.

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Faust

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

'Yep. I used to use chemical to strip wallpaper, but the cats are more efficient, and there's no nasty smell.'

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

Naughty Child

"Hey! What's all this white stuff? Let's try the front door."

'Leprechaun Anger Management Support Group.'

'Your behavior is inappropriate and completely unacceptable!' 'Talk to the hand!'

Did you just trip and fall and drop your bride? You could be eligible for 'America's goofiest home videos'!

Cat eats the bird from a cuckoo clock.