Mischievous Moggie Lover Gifts

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

"Which one's yours?"

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

A child and his dog

Good, but not Great Danes.

A thief steals a heart

Cat with Crown.

Faust

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"Whoa! Hey, can we do that?"

Boy accidentally hits a man with a snowball

Cat scratches dog's car.

"I'm in here...reallocating Dad's retirement account into junk bonds."

Don't let your your evil twin be your wingman when trying to pick up a woman in a bar.

"Why would I care of you scratch the couch? I'm not allowed on it..."

"Come on, man, think! There's got to be some new, super-annoying way to bother her for food—I know it!"

'Why good dogs go bad.'

"Tonight's top stories—chaos, pandemonium, mayhem, and the latest shenanigans of ____."

A monk finds a little demon in the spine of his holy bible.

'Mum said I take after your side of the family, Dad!'

'I don't think there's anyone home...Or am I just being naive?...'

Cat lights rocket strapped to a dog

Naughty Child

'Your behavior is inappropriate and completely unacceptable!' 'Talk to the hand!'

'I'm being punished because I have no problem laughing at misfortune, as long as it isn't mine!'

'Moral of the story? Oh, son, we don't have those.'