Crush Conqueror Gifts

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

"It looks like our house got sick and threw up the attic."

"I didn't spark joy."

What My Day Feels Like

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

'Congratulations on your purchase of the new Kablooey! Desk Organizer! Instructions for use...'

Fact: The average person spends 4.3 hours per week looking for things that are misplaced, misfiled or mislabeled.

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'Being stuck on a desert island is one thing, but being struck on a desert island with a hoarder...'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"I discovered our home can be programmed to spit out any unnecessary clutter."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Yoga To-Do

'I've misplaced everything.'

Gardener's Calendar: Try to put the other things back...

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

The Move.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

A Mom's Purse