Crutch Conqueror Gifts

Bandaged Mummy

Rage.

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Commutobile

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Yoga To-Do

'These new video games are getting out of hand...'

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

'I'd like a few words with you Farnsworth. Aren't those my shoes you're wearing?'

Monday morning is nigh.

A Learning Curve.

"Walking down here and asking if I can get you some more detergent from the store is just the beginning of my fence-mending agenda."

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

Whack-A-Chore: "You play it all day, every day, until you can't anymore."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"...and how often do you feel monkas?"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

Cleaner being carried away on a magic carpet.

"This next tune is a one-chord song about how hard it is to learn a second chord."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

"To cross street, push button, wait for walk signal, wait, wait some more."

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

Art Theft

'Why is it I can see what needs doing around here and you can't? . . . I know what cures that. . . 'Chores-ercise'.'

"We'll never have to fold fitted sheets again."

To do list

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"