Crutch Cruiser Gifts

Rollerblader wears a cast and has wheels on crutches

'How was your ski trip?'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Balance is essential, Ray. For example, this week, my life is purpost-driven, and I'll follow that with seven days of aimless drifting!"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

Extreme skier flies through cloud.

Spinner luggage is fast becoming the city walker's, walking companion of choice. There's no stopping, no mess, nor butt sniffing, with the added bonus that it comes with you when you go on holidays. . ."

Playboy has rigged his car with a loveseat

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"Over the river and through a ridiculous detour that has us in the middle of who-knows-where, to Grandfather’s house we go!"

Fighting Gondoliers.

'I realize you love my boat, but you've been on it for nearly a month now. Do me a favor and go home.'

'My wife insisted I stop and ask someone for directions. Could you just pretend you're giving them to me?'

Sports car.

"I'd better get a hit country song out of growing up this way."

Now Entering Wyoming (or one of those other rectangular states that are out west someplace).

Mount Rushmore waves back to tourists.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

'It's very nice, but it's not really me. Do you have any of those little round, hollow, plastic balls?'

"We didn't know you had a rush hour."

"Amsterdam? Boy, am I lost!"

'It IS an interesting hat isn't it? I made it from the skin of the last dog that fouled my mooring ropes!'

"With my handicap I can park just about anywhere I want to!"

'I didn't always want to be a gondolier. My first love was the Church.'

'Top dog or not, you gotta slow down.'