Carrot Conqueror Gifts

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'It's nothing serious. Rest is the best cure for binge shopping.'

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Dangling Carrots

Man on a treadmill desperately trying to get at a carrot dangling infront of him from a stick tied to his back

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).