Carrot Devotee Gifts

'You might want to lay off the carrots.'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Rude Snowpeople

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).