Carrot Devotee T-Shirts

'You might want to lay off the carrots.'

Snowman

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Rude Snowpeople

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"You wanted to see the pastry chef, sir."

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

The vegan hunter

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).