Quirky Carrot Aficionado Gifts

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Ice Cream Flavors

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Eat lots of carrots."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Salvador Deli

'Who ordered the chef's head?'

Don't you like it, Dad?

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'My mom said eating carrots would help my eyesight, but she never mentioned other side effects.'

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.