Carrot Enthusiast Gifts

'Well of course you outperformed me. The incentives were stacked in your favor.'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

The Carrot and Stick.

"Eat lots of carrots."

'Is that shredded carrots on the front of your jacket?'

'I thought carrots were suppose to be good for the eyes?'

Melting snow man

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Carrot on a stick incentive - dog and human.

A snowman is about to eat his nose.

"First Vegetarian"

'Mr Jenkins, time for a slight change in your carrot diet!'

'..Give me your money and you'll get the carrots!... Dang, I don't get it! This has worked so well with the rabbits!'

'No, we wouldn't want to ask God's blessing on something evil, but carrots aren't evil.'

Disappointed overweight employees being served a carrot at the office canteen.

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

'I think you might have put that in the wrong place.'

You're not eating properly!

'If we're going to make this one look like Daddy, we'll need a bigger carrot.'

Rabbit and the Snowman

Snowman's Eye Test

Snowman

Happy Xmas

A Vegetable Plot...

Rude Snowpeople

Happy Chinese New Year. Year of the Rabbit.

"One man's apocalypse is another man's mandate."

'Oh, you poor man -- Here, have some carrot sticks!'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"It's cuz you're fat."

Rabbit King of the Carrots.

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

"Is it me or does this taste like boogers?"

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."