Carrot Lover Gifts

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Man motivated by money, rabbit motivated by carrot.

'Yes, normally, carrots are good for you eyes, but in your case they only increase your sense of smell.'

"No, it's a single ingredient - baby carrots."

Donkey on a treadmill

'My mom said eating carrots would help my eyesight, but she never mentioned other side effects.'

"Hmm, funny, I smell carrots…"

Carrots on sticks.

"How are you getting on with the all-carrot diet...?"

Alternative Medicines

"Is it just me or can you smell carrots too?"

'My doctor said eating carrots is good for my health.'

'How come you get candy corn and I get real carrots?'

Rabbit Pulls Up Carrot Attached to Snowman.

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

If Jesus had been a rabbit...

'I'm sorry,we're out of carrots. They went fast.'

Carrots and sticks.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

'Are these carrots organically grown?'

"They're excellent for the eyes."

Look I drew a horse.

Snowman

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Rude Snowpeople

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'