Giant Carrot Lover Gifts

KING KONG GOES VEGETARIAN

Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Here are all of my dependents."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

Cow asks the horse for the carrot.

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).