Giant Carrot Lover Pillows

KING KONG GOES VEGETARIAN

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Snowman

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Rude Snowpeople

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

"Eat lots of carrots."

'You're right, Mom. Carrots did give me good eyesight. Now I can spot vegetables I don't like a mile away.'

"Here are all of my dependents."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

The vegan hunter

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"