Carrot Aficionado Gifts

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Boxing Snowmen

"I don't know why I know all this useless carrot trivia."

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

Rabbits attempt to steal snowman's carrot nose.

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Looks like Fred had his nose done."

"I'm starving! All I've had to eat all day is one measly carrot!"

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"I don't mind decorating with a little snow but some folks just go crazy."

Snowman

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Hats and Food

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Rude Snowpeople

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'You're going to be in heaven. Cindy makes the most amazing carrot cakes!'

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"So, it's agreed - we lay off the stick and hit them hard with the carrot."

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

'My dentist recommended it.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

Knowing that a typical carrot cake is loaded with fat and calories, Doris whipped up her on, much healthier recipe from scratch.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."