Carrot Lovers Gifts

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Snowman

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

The new diet not working out too good, huh, Frank?

"You might want to start bringing more carrots home, dear. I think I have an ingrown hare."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Rude Snowpeople

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

'Have a nice day, Dear.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

'Who says you're not genetically manipulated?'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

'The nice thing is we can use real carrots as incentives with them.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

"It's not carrots but the love of carrots that's the root of all evil."

'I've been to better motivational seminars.'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

'We hoped you'd respond more enthusiastically to our incentive program.'

'Carrot salad, carrot casserole, carrot juice, carrot cake - I want steak!'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Eat lots of carrots."

"Here are all of my dependents."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"I'm thinking of switching to an all vegan diet...based on carrots...mainly carrots..."

No Carrot Sign (like the old 'no radio' signs).

"Would you look at the carrot on that guy!"