Chore Conqueror Gifts

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

'By the time I get the mower working my weekend is over!'

'No breakfast until you're finished making your bed, Joey.'

After the last supper...

'To Do' lists can be a drain on energy.

Finally! The First Vacuum Cleaner That's Always Fun (to put away).

'Since it's Mother's Day, we'd like you to take the day off.'

"Marie has been planning for my retirement for years."

'If my 'Honey-Do' list annoys you, wait till you see my 'Honey-Don't.'

All New Winter Olympic Events

Things to do: Make 'things to do' list.

'It was a symbiotic relationship, one that had evolved over thousands and thousands of days'

'Dinner will be ready in an hour -- Why don't you relax by mowing the lawn?'

Yoga To-Do

"How did Operation Remember to Pick Up Milk go?"

'Really, it will be fine. Go home and give it a try. Wash lights with lights and darks with darks.'

'I'd like a similar dishwasher to this one. But with fewer breakages!'

'A shopping list is the closest thing we have to a remote control around here.'

"It took four carrots to persuade my husband to come shopping with me..."

'Oh no, it's that 'come hither and do the dishes' look.'

'Oh, what a to-do!'

I'd like to treat my wife like a princess, but she's always doing housework.

'I'm getting Russ a GPS unit so he won't get lost trying to find the washing machine,vacuum cleaner, stove...'

"How come you always say I'm better at doing the jobs you don't like doing?"

Missing Sock

"What goes with ironing?"

"No monsters under this bed! After I cleaned there's no room."

"I can't do everything, sweetie. It's not like I have nine arms."

"Grounded? You call that punishment? My mom makes me fold fitted sheets!"

"It's worth a try! Maybe someone up there knows how to fold a fitted bedsheet!"

"Mom! My laundry is ready!"

"After the spin cycle, it's nice to relax and gently tumble dry."

"It's pre-set. Just put in the next load. . . push start. If trouble, hit 'Panic' and run."

"Now that we're in self-isolation I've draw up a list of jobs that need doing around the house."

'Now it's curtains you want! You're always thinking of something!'