Chores Conqueror Gifts

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

'And Jake,don't forget it's your turn to take the rubbish bin out tonight.' 'AHH,mannn!' (frame 2) 'A table for TWO,thanks!' An unhappy kid has to take a rubbish bin to a resturant

'You have to clean it yourself. There is no delete key.'

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

'My feet are killing me.'

What My Day Feels Like

'Hang in there, Larry, those endorphins will soon kick in.'

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

'You'll never believe the day I've had...'

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

The trim reaper

Trays on desk read: In/Out/Lose in the Shuffle.

'Me? I took my cardio to the next level.'

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

"I love fast break business success."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'But you said to clean my room.'

Yoga To-Do

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

IN OUT UP DOWN AND ALL AROUND

In Tray, Out Tray, and Shredded Paper Tray

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

'There's an app you can program to delete your trash? I've had one for years called Dave.'

For sale - Used only Once.

College student cleans messy dorm room littered with clothes with leafsnow blower

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

"I'm going to be vacuuming, if you want to go into the farthest room and start asking me questions."

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"So I bought this doohickey that is very good with chaos."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."

"Sometimes Bob just needs a little motivation to get things done around here!"

"Stop! Information overload. I need to rebuffer."