Chores Enthusiast Gifts

"You're washing clean dishes?"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'Caw blimey!'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Dance.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

"Beat it! Here comes the major and his entire staff!"

Monday around 9PM.

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

Love wine

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"I compose using post it notes!"

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'I think he is a composer.'

Jason and the Aga notes.

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

Choirboy

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Profiles in Courage

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

Cat Chores

Christmas choir

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.