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"You're washing clean dishes?"

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Monday around 9PM.

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Love wine

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"I compose using post it notes!"

"Welcome to the guitar family! Is this all of us? Heck, no! We're just the ones his wife knows about. You'll meet the rest later."

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'I think he is a composer.'

Jason and the Aga notes.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

Choirboy

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Profiles in Courage

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

Christmas choir

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

Cat Chores

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

Conductor Smokes Musical Notes.