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"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Out To Lurch

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Caw blimey!'

Born to be Mild.

Monday around 9PM.

"My feet are cold."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Love wine

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

His master's chill-out album

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Jason and the Aga notes.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

Hasta manana.

'Hmmm...where's that other sock?'

Carpet cleaning

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Fish living in a washing machine.

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"