Chores And Chills Enthusiast Pillows

"It's not the paranormal activity that bothers me so much as the passive aggression."

Out To Lurch

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Caw blimey!'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Born to be Mild.

Monday around 9PM.

"My feet are cold."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Love wine

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Well, you could wish for a new kitchen and a bathroom renovation; or alternatively you could just wish for a less idle husband."

Jason and the Aga notes.

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

"Business trip, eh? Gee, that's too bad."

'Fred's a lot more relaxed since he began viewing life as just another spectator sport.'

"I've been working exclusively on my core."

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

Carpet cleaning

Hasta manana.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

'I don't see how you were able to work for so many years. Since you've retired you can't do a thing.'

Fish living in a washing machine.

"When you have to shovel your driveway, stupid weather... When you've paid someone to shovel your driveway, stupid weather..."

"So what do you plan on accomplishing today?"