Chores Gifts

"We really need to get laundry in our building."

You wish

Tightrope walker hanging out his washing.

Jason and the Aga notes.

'What a waste of time - you should buy non-iron shirts like me,'

'I forgot my claim ticket, but I had a red blouse, two skirts and a disagreeable husband.'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.

Man hanging out underpants on washing line.

Carpet cleaning

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"You can go to the anarchist rally when you've finished the dishes."

'He's got to earn his keep.'

"I guess Gracie isn't happy with her allowance."

"Mum, the dishwasher's making a whining noise."

Easter bunny drops dirty laundry basket off to his mom.

'Hmmm...where's that other sock?'

'No, Billy, I distinctly said that if you mow the lawn you can halve your allowance. That's why we ask for things in writing.'

Sumo Laundry Day

'Today I'd like to teach everyone the difficult task of how to put a new toilet roll on it's holder.'

Space.

Heavenly Ironing

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Can you give me a younger brother? I'm ready to delegate the responsibilities of my chores.'

"When you're finished unpinning the clothes from the taskbar, can we go look at the new phones?"

"If it's not 'clean you room', it's 'take out the trash' or 'mow the lawn'. . . I can't wait 'til I'm an adult and I can boss around my kids!"

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

"Are you going to help with the washing up?"

"I hope you step on a Lego."

"Papi, is it okay to fail?"

"Dad, you never have to say 'take out the trash' again!"

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

"You hate ironing? Me too."

Maturity Strikes

"My job is to hang laundry on the line, and your job is to wave dryer sheets around until they dry!"

"All day long, someone is telling me what to do. I'll sure be glad when I'm old enough to do what I want!"