Chores Commander Gifts

'I'm introducing a new system of speeding up the housekeeping chores.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

"I'm so good at this!"

'Caw blimey!'

Monday around 9PM.

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

"Maybe we should just let heaven and nature sing."

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Why do I always gain socks in the wash?" "In a Parallel Universe"

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'When does the improvement phase of this home improvement project begin?'

"I don't CARE if Tracy Emin's bed sold for £4440,000...I STILL want you to clean your room."

Repletion.

Paper Trail

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

Jason and the Aga notes.

Welcome to MOMtana

'When I teach you to fold laundry, wash day will be totally energy efficient... for me.'

'As a bachelor I have to wash my own clothes, clean my own room. The do it all again three months later.'

'There's an extra $25 in it for you if you can get the Silly Putty out of his hair.'

That's what I call a well trained dog!!

Dad’s Homework Assignment

The art of fishing.

"He's mad because smart trash bags that take themselves out don't exist yet."

Poetry Journal. Any good submissions over the internet? No -- Just the usual bloggerel.

'It's your night to catch dinner.'

It's folks like Mildred who make collectibles collectable!

'You need to start using a fabric softener.'

"Hola...I was wondering if you need your lawn mowed."

'Before I mow the grass, I'd like to quote from section four, paragraph c, of the state child labor code...'

Mahout and his elephant on wash day.