Chores Master Gifts

I don't care if all your friends are going around, you're not going anywhere until your chores are done.

Cimafunk

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

Guitar Man.

It's Your Turn to Do the Dishes Tonight!

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Caw blimey!'

"OK, duty roster for today: Ken is to scout for entrees, Tim for mains and of course, Tina for desserts..."

I love Basketball.

Monday around 9PM.

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Existential Risk

AIDS prevention

'It's your turn to put the cat out.'

"Did I hear you use the phrase 'Earn my keep'?"

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

Ventriloquist Audition

"You said it—everybody heard you."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

Spiro & Pusho and the baby choir

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Being unable to clearly articulate responses to interview questions is a common mistake...

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

'I appreciate you enthusiasm...but please stop doing the Wave.'

Jason and the Aga notes.

'He's is in a bad mood tonight!'

"Hey—no cheating!"

Welcome to MOMtana

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

"You don't need a doctor to look at your throat, you need a CHOIRPRACTOR."

Heavenly voices.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Django.