Groove Masters Gifts

'If business doesn't pick up - we won't have a leg to stand on!'

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Barack Obama's To Do list.

'Fitness guru.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Dance.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

Trout Game

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

The Music Lover.

Hippie Edibles Co.

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'Medium well, please.'

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...