Groove Masters Mugs

'If business doesn't pick up - we won't have a leg to stand on!'

Cimafunk

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

Chano Pozo,

Barack Obama's To Do list.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Fitness guru.'

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Ginger Baker.

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

"I'm the last to go home because my parents are still fine tuning their work-life balance."

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

He smiled to himself, enjoying his victory in hide and side. But soon, the next activity would start.

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

Trout Game

"At first I was concerned about the Earth opening up. But I was going to build a fire pit, so it actually saved me a lot of time."

Robert Drake

A mother drives a mini-van full of kids; her bumper sticker reads "I'd rather be working".

'Good to see you back at work.'

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

Earl and Lance struggle with their new invention, Chessers."

Hippie Edibles Co.

The Music Lover.

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

'Jack, you're being way too entertaining. This is supposed to be a bored meeting.'

'Who's gonna tell her she's wearing two different shoes?'

'Medium well, please.'

I'm no longer welcome at the county fair.

I don't know … some days it all feels like a big game.

My rebounding blue chips are chipping my blues away...

Ray Price, Willie Nelson, Merle Haggard