Guitar Groove Guru Gifts

Just as I suspected - it's arrhythmia & blues.

Cimafunk

Lennon and McCartney.

"Thank you for letting me listen to my oldies. Let's start with some Jimi Hendrix."

"And this song goes out there to any girl who might consider sleeping with me."

ZZZZZZZ Top

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"This next one's another oldie."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Eric Clapton.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

Bashful in Nashville

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Joe Henry

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"

Musicians

Band alternating between whiney and angry songs.