"This next song's about spreading risk in a volitile market by diversification"
Guitar Gurus Gifts
Looking for the perfect gift for a guitar guru? Discover a range of fun and thoughtful products that capture the spirit of guitar mastery. From witty mugs and expressive T-shirts to comfy pillows and vibrant art prints, our collection is designed to inspire and amuse every string enthusiast. Whether they’re shredding solos or just love music, find something that resonates with their creative vibe and makes their day a little more harmonious.
Dude, it's cool that you rebel by wearing a nose-ring, but if I were to do that, I would look just like my dad...
Lennon and McCartney.
"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."
ZZZZZZZ Top
"This next one's another oldie."
"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"
"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."
"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."
"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"
"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."
Learn Guitar In 6 Easy Lessons: Add another fifty difficult ones!
"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."
'What rhymes with D minus?'
R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021
Eric Clapton.
"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."
Bashful in Nashville
Jeff Tweedy caricature.
Plum jam...
"Check out this new store."
'What have you got for the man who knows everything?'
'I know I'm not a kitten, I know I'm sorta fat, But if you will adopt me, I'll be your lovin' cat.' Caption:Shelter Cat Blues
The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar
'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'
Musical genres
"Next, I'd like to play 'Guantanamera.'"
Pay me not to pay 'Wonderwall'
Joe Henry
"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"
Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)
'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'
Cockerel sings the blues...
Zappo's Air Guitars.
"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."
Guitar Gurus Gifts Collection
Guitar Gurus Mugs
Explore our collection of guitar-themed mugs—perfect for musicians who love to start their day with a smile (or a sip of coffee).
Guitar Gurus Pillows
Add a musical touch to their home with comfy pillows featuring guitar-inspired artwork—dream of concerts and endless jam sessions.
Guitar Gurus Prints
Decorate their space with striking prints that celebrate guitar mastery—perfect for framing and displaying their musical pride.
Guitar Gurus T-Shirts
Looking for a stylish statement? Our guitar guru T-shirts combine humor and attitude, making them a great gift for any music lover.