Music Guru Gifts

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Pod-pod.

"Stranger things have happened."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Showbiz Awards

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

A women in a shoeshop.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"Absolutely not!"

'I could do that.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

'Do you like my little black number?'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

The Rise of Modern Art

At the suit makers

Mr Metrosexual.

'I just love this work from his macaroni period,'

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Wow, talk about genius!'