Music Guru Gifts

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Pod-pod.

U2: World's Laziest Band

"Stranger things have happened."

"Crosby, Stills, Nash & Jung"

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

'An off-white entertainment giant that's been in and out of favour with the public - what better place for Jacko's comeback?'

Showbiz Awards

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Lennon and McCartney.

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

'She's so put together!'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"This next one's another oldie."

ZZZZZZZ Top

A women in a shoeshop.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

"Absolutely not!"

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

'I could do that.'

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

The Rise of Modern Art

Eric Clapton.

At the suit makers

Mr Metrosexual.