Glam Rock Guru Gifts

David Bowie Superfan

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lennon and McCartney.

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'But what is the universe for?'

ZZZZZZZ Top

"This next one's another oldie."

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

Diamond outfits

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"This is a tune about going off the grid and getting back to nature."

Eric Clapton.

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"Check out this new store."

Bashful in Nashville

The Great Blues Heron, Live at the Sandbar

Elton John

Guitarist: 'We can freely improvise some other time ... now let's practise.' (With Derek it was always jam tomorrow)

"Baldo, why do you make fun of my playing?"

Joe Henry

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

JET (Part I)

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

"This next song I wrote I won't sing due to political correctness."

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

"This is the murder weapon the defendant used, your honor, and these are the tunes he butchered in cold blood."

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

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