Glam Rock Gifts

David Bowie Superfan

Lennon and McCartney.

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Pampered and poodled.

Diamond outfits

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Free Bird!"

Mark Knopfler.

Do you think I'm sixty?

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

Ringo Starr

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Joe Henry

Elton John

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

Complete Makeover

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

The Beatles - Flabby Road

Carole Lombard

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

'Elton John'

Shirley MacLaine caricature

Adam Levine

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Christine McVie

Lou Reed

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Ronnie Wood

"Horton hears The Who!"

Ziggy Wombat

Levon Helm

We love the Rolling Stones...