Glam Queen Gifts

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

A day at the races

Pampered and poodled.

Diamond outfits

'Ok. Now I'm sexy.'

Do you think I'm sixty?

JET (Part I)

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Elton John

"Dearly Besequinned . . . "

"Botox."

The girl who has everything...

"I don'y know who did her, but when she laughs the wrinkles go in very weird directions."

'Botox...'

"I could afford a degree in broadcast journalism, but not the makeup."

'That's part of out in-house, stress management program...'

Carole Lombard

Shirley MacLaine caricature

David Bowie: "I don't know where I'm going from here but I promise it won't be boring."

Lou Reed

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'Elton John'

"I'm wearing Donna Karan."

Oscars

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

"I think glamour is fine until it slips over into glitz."

I just want to look natural. You know, like a movie star.

Morena Baccarin

Martina Klein

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'