Glam Squad Member Gifts

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"So what's your success rate?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Pampered and poodled.

Diamond outfits

Elton John

The girl who has everything...

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Complete Makeover

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

This guy is always upbeat and sees the glass as half full. I like riding home like this at the end of the day. It's nice finishing on an optimistic note.

Cheerleaders

'Elton John'

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

Shirley MacLaine caricature

It's the Ask Sadie Advice Hour. "Batfan" in Dallas, you're on. What's your problem?! House of Java Cybercafe. My girlfriend is refusing to go see "Justice League" because she things Marvel's take on the genre is the only way to do it. How do I get her to be more open-minded and tolerant? You don't! Just become less open-minded yourself. You can't change other people, you can only seek vengeance upon them. Um ... Do you happen to have Doctor Phil's number?

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

Liu Wen

Modern day mirror.

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

Lady Gaga.

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

David Bowie

Still life on Mars.

Flower growing out of a face mask

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Dancing.

'Ok, ok... I'm coming but with all those CCTV camera about I like to look my best.'