Glam Squad Captain Gifts

The girl who has everything...

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Diamond outfits

Pampered and poodled.

Elton John

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'

Complete Makeover

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

"You can do it!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Starfish doing the wave.

"So what's your success rate?"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

Modern day mirror.

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

Liu Wen

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Dancing.

'Ok, ok... I'm coming but with all those CCTV camera about I like to look my best.'

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

Thanks Team

'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'Look! Mum's furious at the cost of her botox treatment'

'You mean that's all you ever read, designer labels?'

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."