Glam Squad Captain T-Shirts

The girl who has everything...

Yeah, it's funny, but you'll see, in this house, it's the guy who screams the loudest...

Pampered and poodled.

Diamond outfits

Complete Makeover

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"You can do it!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

Shirley MacLaine caricature

"So you used to be in a darts team?"

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

"So what's your success rate?"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

Modern day mirror.

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Dancing.

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!

'Ok, ok... I'm coming but with all those CCTV camera about I like to look my best.'

Thanks Team

'Why is it you spend hours plucking out your eyebrows...Then you draw them back in again

Despite the fame and fortune, Shania never forgot her roots.

'Look! Mum's furious at the cost of her botox treatment'

'C'mon, Alan, it was just a joke! Don't you think you're overreacting?'

Formal Wednesday: 'Where's your tiara?'

"Dad, this is Bret. Bret, this is Dad."

'If you are going to the 'spray tan' salon, will you take our gate I was going to paint it.'