Glam Squad Member T-Shirts

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."

"So what's your success rate?"

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

Diamond outfits

Pampered and poodled.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

Complete Makeover

The girl who has everything...

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Level up your game with a MANicure.

Snow White and the Seven Dorks.

'I'm getting ready as fast as I can, and for the last time, it's a vanity table, not a 'workstation'.'

Cheerleaders

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

Shirley MacLaine caricature

'Fake tan, fake hair, fake boobs, - You sound like the real deal - you're hired.'

'Oh great, we'll never win with this nerd on our team.'

Life Store Guide - Make-up and jewelry?

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Modern day mirror.

Whatever look you were aiming for..you missed!

'You're too heavy on metals and too light on equities.'

Flower growing out of a face mask

'Can we do a quick respray to match her super new outfit?'

Still life on Mars.

"A movie deal, a recording contract, clothing line, rehab, first marriage, fragrance, baby, second marriage, reality show …"

Dancing.

"I've joined the world's fastest growing social media website..."

Cosmetic surgery: We can make mountains out of mole-hills!!